Sardar and servant
Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go
Convert this sentence
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Higher Studies Yaar…
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Sardar writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?
Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Shanta and kele wala
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya?
Kele Wala: 1Rs
Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai??
Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega.
Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
Santa’s wedding anniversary
It was Santa’s wedding anniversary.
Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate?
Santa : Why to punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year”
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain.
