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Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho
Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho
jaaega.
Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
If I post this letter tonight
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 - Data
36-24-36 Information!
Before and after marriage
Before the marriage:
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: Of course!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line
Millionaire and Billionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire : To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire : “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer : “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer : “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire : “A Billionaire”
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to
Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte,
” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai.
Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.”
Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father
hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Mera dil hai HUGE
Mera dil hai HUGE,
Isse mat karna USE,
Warna ho jaye ga FUSE,
Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES.
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
Hamain to ‘SMS’ ne loota
‘CALL’ mein kaha dum tha,
Mere ‘SMS’ bhi wahan pohanchay
Jahan ‘BALANCE’ hi kum tha.
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