Everynite as i lie in my bed all i cis those sexy eyes, kissable lips, smooth
skin, DROP DEAD gorgeous body!DAM. i've got 2 moveDAT MIRROR FROM MY CEILING
I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told
me to get out of the mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have
obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have
obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
ive won a trip for me and 50 mates for 2 weeks aboard a luxury yacht in fiji,
inclusive with ?1500 each speandin money.........can you feed my dog while i'm
gon?
I was nervous at first, it was big & long it went straight up, i had 2 try it, i
eased myself onto it i liked it. I went up & down on it .... NOW I LOVE
ELEVATORS!
What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
A phone call is a form of communication,a kiss is a form of affection,a photo is
a form of rememberance having me as a friend is a form of having good taste!
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you,
wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find
you...... you stupid asprin
?i'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower
uwith roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
U have a brain disease. Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right. Left brain has
nothing right in it and right brain has nothing left in it.
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is
gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences.
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil
thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
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