A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing
a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm
sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table
near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops
him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a
seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to
the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog
in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I
don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses
for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" |
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