The festive occasion of New Year is associated with fun-filled activities and
humor. In fact, New Year fun is mostly inspired from the humorous resolutions
made by people and their annual failure to live up to their brave declarations.
In fact, many a times resolutions fail to survive even for a week. There are
many famous personalities who have made some really funny statements about New
Year (many of them inspired from resolutions!), which are worth reading. The
article brings you some of the most humorous New Year quotations. You can send
them as messages to your friends and give them a hearty laugh on the day.
Funny Quotes For New Year
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody
save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug
resolutions.
- Mark Twain
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was
imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
- Brooks Atkinson
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is
when you're forced to.
- Bill Vaughan
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This
drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the
person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So
overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's
resolution.
- Jay Leno
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not
encourage them to take up more of my time.
- James Agate
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that
demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is
part of the cycle.
- Eric Zorn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up
to make sure the old year leaves.
- Bill Vaughan
New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good
resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
- Mark Twain
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly.
So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.
- Judith Crist
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
- Anonymous
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
- Joey Adams
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of
criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for
me.
- Anais Nin
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no
account.
- Oscar Wilde
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none
the wiser.
- Robert Paul
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
- Anonymous
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure
returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
- Leonard Bernstein
